can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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