After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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