ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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