does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize
