I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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