I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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