The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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