found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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