No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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