how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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