Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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