Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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