i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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