Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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