MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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