Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
