its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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