Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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