dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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