but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
A+ Viking dick
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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