How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Shame - the story of my life.
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