Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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