ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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