I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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