Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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