Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just had sex on a roof
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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