I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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