Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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