Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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