Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
