Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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