Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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