I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3pm strippers are depressing
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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