Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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