Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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