Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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