apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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