I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I can text with my tongue
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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