ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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