That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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