New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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