The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A bitchslap is in order.
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