Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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