Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I have post one night stand depression
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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