Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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