can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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