i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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