You really coming over, don't trick.
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
porn star boner night. come get it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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