Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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