he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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