I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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