woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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