just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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