His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dear god my vagina.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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