i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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