"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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