Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You can't motorboat a personality
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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