I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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